TV Article Paris Hilton wants to be like her dog By Annie Barrett Annie Barrett Staff Writer EW's editorial guidelines Published on December 5, 2008 12:00PM EST Photo: Paris Hilton: Victor Spinelli/WireImage That idiot is courting Disney for the lead role in an Enchanted-esque film, wherein Tinkerbell the animated fairy will transform into a real girl, as if “real girl” is something even remotely resembling Paris Hilton. I can’t believe Disney seems kind of into it…………………………………………… Actually you know what? I just can’t, period. Read more about it here while I go self-destruct under my desk. addCredit(“Paris Hilton: Victor Spinelli/WireImage”)