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The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries: My Life Tailing Paris Hilton Paperback – September 1, 2004

by Tinkerbell Hilton (Author), D. Resin (Author)

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Paris Hilton's dog, Tinkerbell, gives the inside scoop about her owner--and gets downright catty--in this outrageous and hilarious parody.

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Publisher ‏ : ‎ Grand Central Publishing (September 1, 2004)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 112 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0446694304
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0446694308
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 4.8 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.75 x 0.25 x 5 inches

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Trock

When did I buy this?

Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2014

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Apparently I bought this book years ago for a girl I dated, she loved it, I think? She must have liked it enough for me to buy it for her!

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Frida

Joke is on me

Reviewed in the United States on January 23, 2016

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Was going to use it as a white elephant gift for office christmas party but couldn't because of the foul language in it. Now im stuck with an asinine book from a self absorbed slut. The joke is on me. Paris hilton, you win again! And that is how the rich get richer.

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Blue State

Loving It In DEMOCRATIC NEW YORK

Reviewed in the United States on January 24, 2005

This book rocks! I now find myself quoting a frigging chihuahua! It's hilarious, thought provoking and leaves you 95% stupider than you were before! Wow what a bargain...keep em coming Queen Hilton!

Besides, I'm a Democrat so you know that I'm right and my opinion is the only one that matters...right Hollywood? CBS? Dan Rathers??

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I bought this book because I love tea cup / chihuahua

Reviewed in the United States on July 11, 2018

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I thought there is picture of Tinker bell. I bought this book because I love tea cup / chihuahua.but there is no any photo of the tinker bell.only the cover.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 8, 2021

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Reviewed in the United States on October 25, 2004

This book is pretty cute, all things put together, and D. Resin whoever he may be has a cunning way of seeing events from a Chiahuahua's point of view. I enjoyed the different chapters about filming THE SIMPLE LIFE and the discovery that Paris had made a sex tape, and how her handlers were going to spin that for maximum publicity density. Resin understands as few others do that people like Paris not because she's socially aware, but because she treats life like a game and she always seems like a good sport.

Tinkerbell complains about the Pomeranians who live with her in the LA house. She explains how you have to be extra patient with Pomeranians because they're so dumb. And she deplores the way people associate Chihuahuas with Pomeranians. "Unfortunately, because they're small, yappy, and ubiquitous, they're the ones most people picture when they hear the term 'toy dog.' Real fond of barking at nothing and getting freaked out by their own tails. Not exactly Lassie, In fact, if they had done that show with a Pomeranian dog, it would have been much simpler: Timmy would fall down the well, lassie would furiously lick itself for forty minutes, and then Lassie would turn arpud and psychotically challenge a small rock to a fight, which it would ulimately become intimidated by." Needless to say, Paris isn't likely to use the word "ubiquitous" in a sentence any time soon, nor has she probably heard of Lassie. She's great, and as Tinkerbell points out, she has a "slack, blank, almost Zed sort of ease that's like wallpaper to read" but is sublimely easy to get along with. I hope that instead of being ashamed to be seen reading this book, as most people doubtless would be, more people pick it up and give it a good read. Virginia Woolf wrote FLUSH on much the same grounds, she wanted to paint a picture of a famous person (in her case Elizabeth Barrett Browning) from the point of view of her kidnapped dog. If it worked for Woolf, why can't it work for Resin? I say it does!

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Syd Dithers

Hard Hitting New Paperback Edition

Reviewed in the United States on February 8, 2007

At first glance, I was intrigued with the title: "My Life Tailing Paris Hilton." But then I realized this book was written by her dog and not Greek shipping heirs.

After carefully reading into the intricate clues of The Tinkerbell Code, I found this incredible admission from the little pooch: "The Valtrexx was mine." Stunning. It's there. If you follow the clues.

"Beware the blonde of Man."

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D. Parker

perfect stocking stuffer for the criminally cynical

Reviewed in the United States on December 13, 2004

This is just good fun. It is so cynically wonderful and the parody is well done. When else will you read, "I have bells. Like I don't naturally stick out enough, now I can annoy the deaf, too. Why not just go ahead and spray me with the juice of a skunk's ass and get the trifecta of offensive." It isn't Pulitzer winning writing; but if mocking the way-too-rich sounds like fun, you'll really enjoy this.

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Rosa Ferrandis Pérez

Muy contenta de que me halla llegado perfecto.

Reviewed in Spain on October 11, 2020

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Estoy en amor con este libro sobre el perro chihuahua de la estrella Paris Hilton, al fin tengo que todos sus libros, y me encantan espero que escriba alguno más lo espero.

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modeA NoRi

☆パリス好き＆英語の勉強☆

Reviewed in Japan on January 10, 2005

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写真などは一切なくって少し残念でした。
でもパリス＆ティンクが好きで英語がわかる人or勉強中の人なら楽しいかも！
本のさsizeは持ち運びに便利だからいつでもどこでも読めるよ！

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